I hate your face
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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