I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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