Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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