I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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