So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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