I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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