Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
