It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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