Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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