I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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