Whod you bang
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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