What did we do last night that was yellow?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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