After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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i think i just lost a toe
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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