I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
be right there i have to get my cape
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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