I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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