He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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