Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
