ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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