he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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