It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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