Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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