this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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