'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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