found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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