SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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