I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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