Just fell off a train. Bad.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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