what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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