Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
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if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I did not marry a roomba.
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