ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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