i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so let's talk penis.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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