Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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