i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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