Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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