In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think people are normalizing furries
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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