he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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