Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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