O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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