I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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