names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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