i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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