Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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