I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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