i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I wish there were birth control emojis
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
