also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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