i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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