using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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