I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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