i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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