No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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