this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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