Please don't use social media to get back at me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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