We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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