oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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