Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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