So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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