Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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