He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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