Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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